ocean barber, my book of poems, is now available in print, or to download! Once inside, you will find such words as: movie, mom, cat, shorts, carrot, anger, butt cheeks, and ham.

Straight from the foreword (in fact, this is the foreword):
These were mostly written in early 2008, while living at home with my parents. I was culling mysticism from boredom; hunting miracles in the plain. The duller I became, the more inscrutable everyday life. And this was good, like a very young wine, or a promise.
I am glad to finally house this collection somewhere.
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NO F-ING WAY!
I'm pumped! Making purchase right away.
I just placed my order. 3-5 days.